Above Average Presents

Reggie Watts writes a 30-second score for a series of drawings; Cleopatra and Caesar spill tea and plot world domination; Hillary Clinton familiarizes herself with Chipotle's menu.

Eva Longoria learns about Mike's family's heirloom; a trailer for a romcom guaranteed to touch the heart; Paula Pell checks in at the front desk.

Alec Baldwin helps a couple be more adventurous; a comprehensive CitiBike user guide video; movie executives who pitched "Forrest Gump" have some notes.

The mirror from Snow White is dishonest; Cristin Milioti exudes coolness; JD seeks a step-daddy for Serena.

The correct way to do Thanksgiving; no heroes allowed, this bar is for sidekicks only.

Janessa Slater sets feminism back several decades; breakups are tough, but no one suffers more than the friends of the dumped; Gene Browning is neither cool nor safe.

Bowen Yang's parents have the audacity to call and expect him to answer; there's no such thing as too much preparation for a big pitchÉor.

Malcolm Gladwell is saved by the god of ice creams; the five stages of grief in meeting a friend's hot boo.

A homicide victim with a killer body; a kindergarten teacher explains social media stalking; the Madden Brothers sit down with Janessa Slater.

Judah Friedlander joins Alec Baldwin on the Love Ride; Tracy Morgan does impressions of famous robots but does not respect Shakespeare.

Tim Heidecker also drinks water; Aparna Nancherla's New York moment.

Elijah Wood discusses furries; Judah Friedlander voices an angry movie patron in Waco Valley.

Homeland the musical; Bernice definitely doesn't want to try a new restaurant; a kidnapped dog named Thad Paisley.

Eve and Summer explain Beyonce; selecting a color at the nail salon is arguably the hardest decision; Scott Adsit gets caught in a time loop.

The dogwalkers bump into their competition; a darker, unaired portion of a retro waffle commercial; Rob Hubel gets personal and captions photos.