Comedy Central Presents

Maria Bamford weighs in on internet dating, describes grating voices and relives her time as a temp worker.

Louis Ramey opines on tacky wedding tuxedos, ordering nonexistent fast-food items and lying politicians.

Tom Rhodes talks about his lack of math skills, red flags on a first date and humorless white supremacists.

Ted Alexandro recalls his days as an elementary school teacher and shares his dream of going to prison one day.

Tony Woods explains why monkeys make the perfect pets and analyzes a classic joke.

Tom Papa talks about braving the dangers of budget-class airlines and coming to terms with getting old.

Louis C.K. explains why subway maps are meaningless, admits to being embarrassed most of his life and refrains from boring conversations with strangers.

Bil Dwyer imagines opening for The Rolling Stones, admits he's jealous of divorced dads and realizes petting zoos are way more horrific than he remembered.

Zach Galifianakis prefers to be specific when he cheers at concerts, discovers the root of his unusual sinus problems and recalls a shameful night of drinking in L.A.

Doug Stanhope argues for legalized prostitution, tears into vice cops and explains why he dislikes babies and old people.

Gary Valentine describes his struggle to understand Southern accents, ponders the daily life of spiders and touts the benefits of nitrous oxide.

Ardal O'Hanlon examines the differences between Americans and the Irish, explains why dogs are the best drug smugglers and compares the absorbency of barnyard animals.

Todd Glass describes the futility of reasoning with kids, demonstrates a strange way to discipline college students and recalls his experience with getting high at the mall.