Comedy Central Presents

Kurt Metzger discusses Ben & Jerry's versus Haagen-Dazs, New York City's rich culinary scene and how to handle STD test anxiety.

Doug Benson justifies his love of keeping his socks on during sex, his hatred of imagined Famous Amos knockoff cookies and his adoration of marijuana.

Anthony Jeselnik discusses the best Christmas present, relationship needs and drawing the line at paying his grandma's ransom.

Brian Scolaro discusses the ways he might die, his evasive approach to weight loss and what makes a good waiter at an Italian restaurant.

Jasper Redd compares the KKK to Elmer Fudd, explains his aversion to flatscreen TVs and shares an idea for making car horns more intense.

Rob Stapleton reminisces about growing up in New York City, describes the difference between black and white cookouts, and explains how to stealthily order drugs.

Tommy Johnagin discusses the standard for a successful marriage, ineffective Kama Sutra moves and having a mother who constantly worries.

Jamie Lissow bemoans the struggles of living in New York City, reminisces about his days on the high school wrestling team and explains why he's not a fan of magicians.

Dan Levy talks about meeting Justin Timberlake at the gym, being high at a historical landmark in Amsterdam and how young people would react to being drafted into the war.

Joe DeRosa talks about his experience performing for juggalos, describes what moms should look like and reveals the ugly truth about weddings.

Pete Lee talks about the Metallica stickers on his sewing machine, describes the best tough-guy nicknames and shares his love for revenge.

Rebecca Corry imagines what it would be like if bank tellers acted like rock stars, shares her desire to date a guy like Jesus and poses an incredibly difficult math problem.

Greer Barnes talks about scuba diving in Australia, reporting suspicious packages on the subway and answering his girlfriend's bizarre questions.

Red Grant talks about ugly babies, bad drivers and making decisions in the grocery store checkout line.

Eddie Ifft compares the prices of oil and printer ink cartridges, talks about traveling in Amsterdam and explains why drugs should be legal for the elderly.

Chris Porter talks about marrying young, the difficulties of texting and people who honk their horn in traffic.

Jimmy Carr explains what makes Britain so great, sets the mood for his philosophical musings and wonders why sex is always better in a hotel.

Erin Foley discusses meeting people at the gym, realistic Taco Bell commercials and vegan cookbooks.

Greg Warren talks about working at Denny's, the difficulties of switching tables at a restaurant and the reason he quit the Army.

Tom Rhodes explains why Oprah Winfrey should be the pope, questions Christians who are on low-carb diets and talks about losing a boxing match.

Josh Blue discusses his new hairdo, being drug tested for the Paralympic Games and meeting his wife's parents for the first time.

Bo Burnham serenades his audience with tales of sexual confusion, high school hookups and every other source of human awkwardness.

John Mulaney gains a new perspective on adulthood and reveals what he's learned from watching way too many episodes of "Law & Order."

Kristen Schaal takes comfort in making her audience as uncomfortable as possible with wedding proposal rejections, runaway birds and terrifying historical sex dreams.