The Uncommon History of Very Common Things

Give yourself a nice shave, grab a bottle of wine and make sure to use protection.

Hide your treasure, sip your cocktail, but don’t drink the water.

Grab your favorite brew, scarf down a dog and cheer on your team.

Take a puff, take a bite, and take a chance.

Hit the kitchen, hit the bathroom, and then hit the gym.

Straighten your tie, check the time and answer that call.

From your face, to your base, and the people who make them.

Put on your face, strike a pose and strut your stuff.

Address that odor, clean those pearly whites and sit for a while on the throne.

Travel by air, travel by land, or travel by sea.