Bert the Conqueror

Bert travels to Utah for thrills at Lagoon Amusement Park, Park City Mountain Resort and a family's backyard in Hobble Creek.

Bert visits Sandusky, Ohio's Cedar Point Amusement Park to take the "Fearsome Foursome Challenge," riding the tallest and fastest coasters in less than an hour.

Bert travels to Sin City to what adventures he can get into.

Bert travels to New Hampshire.

Bert visits Tennessee; Smoky Mountain Speedpark; Dollywood; Grabble.

Bert visits Florida; Busch Gardens; Redneck Yacht Club.

Bert heads to Six Flags New England; the "Greasy Pole" competition in Gloucester.

Bert travels to Carowinds Theme Park to ride the rollercoasters and then goes on to Saluda for some "Redneck Waterskiing."