The Red Green Show

The Lodge uses a fuel pump from a Russian missile to collect maple syrup. Meanwhile, Bill demonstrates the dangerous side of camping lanterns. Harold exposes what’s wrong with adults and Red makes a wind surfer out of a patio table.

Red comes up with a plan for a car pool so he can justify buying a new 12-passenger van.

The Lodge backhoe rolls into the Lake and the men learn how to use it to receive a grant from the government.

A freak accident and lots of pollution result in Possum Lake being magnetized.

After a failed attempt at digging a gold mine, the men decide to convert the mine into an underground parking lot. Little do they realize that this particular mine is in a flood district.

The Lodge received 49 ten thousand gallon gas tanks for a fund raiser. Meanwhile, Harold has the inside dope on show business. Bill finds quicksand and Red builds a personal sauna out of a clothes dryer.

Safety suffers when the Lodge forms its own volunteer fire department.

Red holds a Casino Night at the Lodge, but everyone is more concerned about his new shirt.

Red receives a government grant for cleaning up the environmental damage around the Lodge.

The men at the Lodge decide to convert their vehicles to run on firewood. Bill tries his hand, and one foot, at trapping. Red makes a self-cooled chair. Harold does a feature on great film directors.

Red and the boys drop into a hidden mine shaft while bungie jumping. Bill demonstrates how to keep food cool without a refrigerator or ice. Red makes a bicycle out of an old car. Harold tries to form "good gangs" that have drive-by science lessons.

Possum Lodge has a confrontation with the Yuppie canoe club on Possum Lake. Bill makes his pup tent into a hang glider. Red turns an old canoe into a porch swing. Harold starts a new sex phone-in show. Response is sparse.

Red and his pals stage a race across Possum Lake to see who will be the captain of the ferryboat for the nudist camp.

The Lodge has a parade to celebrate the return of the salmon to Mercury Creek.

The Lodge members decide to send in a funny video tape to a TV show to raise money for the Lodge.

Red and his pals try to perform a biosphere experiment, only to learn that they have to be there for at least two years.

Following an accidental cement spill, Red and the boys decide to make Possum Lake into a water theme park. Bill does some maintenance on his sailboat. Red has some ideas to discourage tailgaters. Harold does a pilot for a series exposing sex myths.

Buster Hadfield buys a used helicopter and the Lodge members try to fly it.

Moose Thompson accidentally flips his car into the lake and the men decide to use it as part of the Possum Lake Regatta.

Old Man Sedgwick enlists everyone to help him build a cottage on Rock Reef Point.

Moose comes up with a different way of water skiing that doesn't involve a water craft.

Possum Lodge is the proposed site of the bi-annual Possum Olympics. Bill demonstrates the sport of horseshoes. Red gives lessons on the basics of supply side plumbing. Harold shows shy teens how to dance.

A dinosaur is spotted swimming around in Possum Lake. Bill shows campers how to store food in the woods. Red makes an interesting clock out of beer bottles. Harold tries to get a TV series going on how to achieve and maintain cool hair.

The men decide to put on a Possum Lodge Water Show to attract tourists. Because the water is too cold Bill decides to go diving in the leaves. Red makes a comfortable easy boy chair out of steel belted tires. Harold gets very serious about safe sex.