America's Dumbest Criminals

Teens go joyriding; well-dressed burglars.

Bank robbers with $17 million shop 'til they drop; unique cache; vending machine bandits leave license plates behind.

A pizza deliveryman makes the ultimate delivery to the police; a crook is nabbed by using his cell phone.

Drunken driver attempts an ATM withdrawal at a drive-up police station; pilfering exterminator; unsolicited confession.

Shoplifter hides a mink coat in her pants; police give drunks with a sawed-off shotgun directions to jail; witness throws a toilet at a criminal.

Marijuana farmer tries to claim his confiscated crop; robber battles change machine; shoplifter tries to sell merchandise.

A bank robber uses his phone bill to light a fuse; incontinent burglar; parents ask for marijuana used as evidence in their son's trial.

Criminal robs temp agency of check; purse snatcher holds pocketbook for ransom; fugitive tries to hide in group of cops.

One peeping Tom turns in another; drug dealer accepts patch explanation; drunken driver asks police for a room.

A criminal steals from police as he's being released from jail; thief calls police after foiled break-in.

A clumsy crook is arrested for stepping on a woman; a drunken motorist claims he's a "devastated driver".

Thief steals a policeman's truck and returns it along with his identification; hungry crook robs deli and makes sandwich.

A person tries to make a mark; a photo-happy pot-grower; a person skimps on the expense of their getaway driver.

A crook sliding on thin ice; criminals need to select a new career.

Bank robber's heist foiled after getaway car receives ticket; crook tells police his side of the story.

Criminals try to enter a house through the chimney; cab driver; a man who should have called for a ride.

A dog leads cops to its pot possessing owners; a new tool for law enforcement; a thief gets a flood of trouble.

Woman's alibi proves false; man breaks into unlocked vehicle; man robs pizza parlor wearing a helmet bearing his name.

A criminal misses his exit; a criminal-tagging pizza; misguided men make a wrong turn.

Thief tries to claim a wallet he left in a stolen vehicle; neighborhood thieves hold meeting at their house; wet footprints lead to hidden drugs.

A thief uses a recent traffic ticket to prop open a door; bathroom bandit; a counterfeiter cannot spell.

Air-headed arsonist; crook leaves shoe behind; burglar gets stuck in a window.

Thief with baggy pants; bank robber writes note on his pay stub; lemon for a getaway car.

A crook returns to the scene of the crime once too often; teens boast of having beer; the old phony gun trick.

Non-existent dog flushes a crook out of hiding; thief takes bathroom break.

An employee steals a car to be on time; jewel thief wears loot with tags; a man turns himself in for a reward.