America's Dumbest Criminals

Segments include Return to Cinder, Cooking with Crack and Yabba Dabba Dude.

Speeder overreacts; robbery suspect returns to the scene; robbery on video.

A woman bails out on her boyfriend; scary footage has a happy ending; dumb DUI excuse.

A criminal falls asleep while driving; criminals on ice; "All Spruced Up"; "Pull Over and Wake Up"; "Dumb Criminals on Ice."

A dye bomb explodes in a bank robber's pants; a man steals every video camera in a store except the one taping his crime.

A bank robber with no car; A criminal gets a special delivery; A criminal learns about gravity; "The Bagman"; "Special Delivery"; "This Guy is Falling."

Flight from the second story; five fleeing fugitives captured together; criminal hides under house.

A social climber falls fast; a cat's stolen whiskers; a re-enactment incident; "Social Climber"; "The Cat's Meow"; "Tie Tack Terror."

Drunken driver; stolen hot dog; drive-through robbery.

Cab ride; a criminal uses his head; a bad payday; "10-Year Cab Ride"; "Head Start"; "Crime Doesn't Pay."

Segments include Skunk Driver, Oh, My Aching Back and Watch the Lights.

A flasher falls asleep; a shoplifting film fest; a drug deal goes wrong; "Buck Naked"; "Attention Shoplifters"; "Photo Finish."

Twin criminals; surveillance-cam footage; dog and a criminal clash; "Name Game"; "Hi Mom"; "I'm on TV"; "Bow-Ow-Www."

Hospitable dopers; criminals in a jewelry store; a disarmed and dangerous criminal; "Who is It?"; "No Cops Here"; "In Arms Way."

A drunken driver gets more than he bargained for; convenience store surveillance footage; a glad bag turns into a sad sack; "A Real Drunken Driver"; "Store From Hell"; "Sad Sack".

A criminal tries to hide, but can't run; a criminal tries to be an escape artist; man at laundromat.

Residential burglars are caught with the help of a bunch of silver dollars.

Surveillance footage reveals a criminal's new dance step.

A lady from Pasadena tells a secret; X-ray footage; purse snatchers; "Something More Comfortable"; "Diamond in the Roughage"; "Picture This".

Two criminals with short-term memory; two women dress up for an arrest; a family crime; "Tooling Around Town"; "Dressed for Arrest"; "It's All Relative".

Drunk driver with bad excuse; surveillance footage reveals a breaking and entering; crap shooter.

A criminal tries to blend in; a guy in a bra; criminals deconstruct; "One Way Ticket to Jail"; "The Bro in the Bra"; "Mental Blocks."

A criminal thinks he's lucky; footage from a sting; a person gets caught in his own trap; "Debriefing"; "We're Gonna Get You"; "Taxing Driver."

A cooperative criminal; a casino full of criminals; criminals with car troubles; "Search Me"; "Joker's Wild"; "Car Trouble".

A drunken driver is under the influence of Elvis; a camouflaged car high-speed chase; a petty thief meets a caped crusader; "Search Me"; "Joker's Wild"; "Car Trouble."

A criminal who has bad luck; surveillance cam footage of a man pilfering pork chops; a criminal who was just faking it; segments include "Bad Luck Brown," "Pilfering Pork Chops" and "Faking It."