Candid Camera

A tattoo artist with a shaky hand. Endless voicemail system frustrates callers.

Stars of "Everybody Loves Raymond" get hit with a cake. Shoppers must pay admission to enter a mall.

An all-twins edition. Twins are used to create a "reflection" in a fake mirror. Twins make it seem that a machine can perform an instant makeover.

A car gives safety warnings in Japanese. New Yorkers on a radio show must fill time when the host leaves.

The Oakland Raiderettes get conservative uniforms. New Hampshire hikers find a tollbooth on the trail.

Parking space shrinks magically. Golf course has "ladies only" tee times.

NFL players sign illegible autographs. Woman asks to borrow strangers' shoes.

A bank tries to sell counterfeit money. Suzanne Somers goes trick or treating a little too early.

Disappearing window at a fast food drive-thru. Tap water is bottled and sold. Originates from Chicago.

A restroom has plenty of amenities, but no actual plumbing. A man pleads with a cop to write him a ticket.

Restaurant serves everything wrapped in foil swans. Hotel doorman tips customers, then takes the cab himself.

Richard Lewis plays a guidance counselor with awful advice. People receive vaccinations against the Y2K bug.

Peter Funt is a UFO investigator in Nebraska. NFL players star in three Candid Camera gags.

A restaurant staff sings "Happy Birthday" at the wrong tables. A hotel elevator winds up in a guest’s bedroom.

An elevator moves sideways. Drive-thru restaurant has a very low clearance bar.

Woman's big toe is stuck in a bathtub faucet. Automatic taxi runs without a driver.

Peter Funt tries to get a free breakfast using a two-for-one coupon. Gas station charges by the quart.

Cashier calls for a price check on every item. Parking gate bar is rigged to move so quickly that cars can't pass.

Apartment residents attend "trash class" to learn about recycling. Vet tells people to comfort their pet by getting a shot.

Refrigerators are delivered in parts that must be assembled. Store requires customers to remove their shoes.

Zoo patrons learn they've won a four-ton elephant. Motorists wait at "snail crossing."

Beachgoers must shower before entering a beach. Dressing room has security guard.

Do-it-yourself security system. Small items in over-sized boxes.