Blue Mountain State

Three incoming freshman at Blue Mountain State University must quickly adapt to college life while juggling football, girls and nonstop hazing.

Denise gives Craig a promise ring which he ends up losing after a wild, drunken night at a strip club with Alex and Sammy.

When the team has a curfew leading up to the Mountain Goats' biggest game of the season, Thad's prized possession gets passed around leading to an outbreak of a sexually transmitted disease.

The Mountain Goats' starting quarterback is suspended leading up to a big rivalry game; Sammy and Billy the Goat are kidnapped.

Alex's lack of commitment gets him demoted to 3rd string. Craig suspects Denise is having an affair and Sammy leads the cheerleaders looking for revenge on all the college guys who have wronged them.

After a streak of bad luck, the team holds a Lock-In Party at the Goat House to build team camaraderie. Alex and Thad divide the players into two groups, before competing in the drug-fueled "Team Building Olympics".

The nation's top high school quarterback arrives for Recruit Weekend, Alex makes it his mission to get him to commit to BMS so he can remain the backup.

When Alex has sex with a lacrosse player's girlfriend, he unwittingly breaks a 23-year football/lacrosse team truce, causing a take-no-prisoners war which he must figure out how to end.

Several players find themselves falling off the team; the guys providing sexual favors for the professor's 80-year-old mother to avoid failing off the team.

During Marathon Monday, a BMS drinking tradition where the whole campus parties from 6 am Monday to 6 am Tuesday, Alex hooks up with the girl of his dreams who turns out to be just like him.

The father of a girl Alex goes on a date with becomes obsessed with him and Sammy deals with his own daddy issues.

Thad forces the team to use his "oil change" method to pass the NCAA drug test. Sammy takes advantage of his mascot costume to score with the ladies.

The Mountain Goats head off to Louisiana after receiving an unexpected Bowl Game invitation; Thad, Alex and Sam spend the night trying to rescue Craig.