Gary Busey, Pet Judge

A man sues his wife over funeral arrangements for their cat; a widow sues her employer for not insuring her dog, which she believes is the reincarnation of her husband.

A neighbor sues a German shepherd's owners for not picking up after their pet; a producer claims his ex-girlfriend's parrot ruined his collection of movie memorabilia.

A taxidermist is sued over a pet job; a man sues a pet boarding company claiming his mastiff's demeanor changed.

A dog walker is accused of discrimination for refusing to walk a man's pet tortoise; a woman who hired an animal trainer to bring the monkey from TV's "Friends" to her son's birthday party believes that it was an imposter.

A snake-handling church's elders sue a hotel for not allowing their sacred serpents; a handbag designer claims that a breeder sent him low-quality skins.

A man accuses a psychic of lying about speaking with his dead pet; an estranged couple wrangles over custody of their pet goat.