The Kids in the Hall

Head Crusher and the Blues Guy; a masked squash player climbs the rungs of the D-Squash Ladder.

A date with Cabbage Head; a tractor spontaneously made out of children.

A thirsty husband suffers the effects of his wife's salty ham; a gunfighter runs a concession stand.

Bruce sings; Dave talks about menstruation; a country doctor comes to save a farmer.

The Head Crusher; questioning if extraterrestrials are dull; a vacation on Scott's body.

The Thirty Helens and the apathetic cop; a kid brings home a stray businessman.

A hotel where everyone's in a rut; Bobby's poem about angry youth; Nina organizes a surprise party.

An annoying ping pong commentator; a commentary on dinosaurs with bad manners.

A man explains how he's going to die; Weston reveals some celebrity gossip.

A security guard; drunk brothers wake up their sister; the story of a farmer who grew a tail.

"Night of the Living Dead" parody; the Thirty Helens agree that Coleslaw deserves another chance; Clem, the idiot boy, tells stories in a barber shop.

Weston and Virgil discuss who's gay in Hollywood; the legend of Skoora, the gentle shark.

A boy decides to become an Indian woman; Gerald and Gerald network at a business party; a bartender tells of the signs of a lonely city.

A cat in a jazz band; Bobby Terrance sings a song about his breakup.

A group of girls gab about the cutest guy on death row; a drunk guy pretends to be a cop.

Cathy and Kathie wonder if a new guy is gay; a debauched artist addresses a graduating class.

A mass murderer explains the difficulty of being a mass murderer; Leslie, the gay vampire, pays a visit to Mark's place; interviewing a designer of ugly women's fashion.

Barbara explains her new hair color; biggest crouton story; a girl leaves a guy because of a fly.

The island-native brothers argue about their manhood; a pick-up artist who owns tarantulas; Monique, the pyromaniac who believes that everyone wants a fire on Christmas.

The Bible as written by Dr. Seuss; the Nobody Likes Us Guys; Mark and Kevin sing about a fat man.

Featuring characters such as the Head Crusher and Buddy.

Head Crusher devastation and the forever unlucky in love Cabbage Head.