The Red Green Show

The guys build an outboard motor from a 427 cc engine.

Moose Thompson sees Elvis in the deli section of the grocery store.

Red and Harold look for UFOs.

The lodge members find a treasure map in the attic and hunt for treasure.

Stinky Peterson attempts to pull practical jokes on Old Man Sedgwick.

Moose Thompson wins a home barber kit and gives free haircuts.

The lodge members hold a He-Man contest and Red and Harold sing about a wood stove.

Red is mad at Harold for booking an elephant on the previous show.

Moose Thompson goes to see an exotic dancer; Dougie shows off his monster truck engine; Bill parachutes; Red attempts to build a mobile phone.

Old Man Sedgwick leaves his toupee at the lodge to get cleaned.

The lodge holds a talent show and the acts vary widely in quality and type.

The lodge outhouse has issues. Red checks his lawn mower and finds out the engine is seized. Hap describes his days on the railroad. Bill demonstrates knife throwing.

The Lodge has a whittling contest. Red demonstrates how to put on a spare tire with duct tape. Glen is unable to fix the outboard. Bill tires water skiing.

The men build a wind powered boat. Red changes a headlight with a wrecking bar. Hap claims to have worked on a tiger ranch. Bill gets in trouble with a metal detector.

Everybody tries to blow up a hot water bottle. Red makes a coffin out of a freezer. Glen gets Red to clean his RV. Bill demonstrates archery.

There’s a bear inside the lodge. Red makes a basketball net out of a crinoline. The natural resources guy is testing water on the golf course. Bill goes snorkeling.

Somehow, gunpowder ends up in salt and pepper shakers, while the salt and pepper surface in shotgun shells. Dougie describes how the ladies go for his monster truck, Bill fools around with slingshots and Red does his own bodywork on a car.

It’s safety week at the lodge. Jimmy builds a boat prop out of a ceiling fan. Red fixes his toaster. Bill explains the subtleties of fire safety.

A running shoe turns up in the lodge chili. Red installs a window air conditioner in the Possum van. There’s no mail. Bill takes Red orienteering.

The men build a water tower. Red comments on free love. Bill has trouble trolling. Red makes his own gull wing doors for a ‘78 Ford Granada.

Somebody on Possum Lake has a jet ski. Red shows how you can substitute tools. Hap has an unbelievable ice-fishing experience. Bill goes international in demonstrating the Bolos.

The men try to dig a new well. Red tries to winch a canoe into a trailer. Dougie changes the oil in his monster truck. Bill reveals the various methods of trapping and snaring.

The men have a canoe jousting contest. Red turns a car into a gardening centre. Harold questions his uncle on the rules of etiquette. Bill demonstrates how to find water.

The men build a water slide. Red shows how you can fix your own windshield. Dougie loses his license. Bill demonstrates different ways to signal for help.