The New Statesman

A newly elected Tory MP (Rik Mayall) earns illegal profits.

After winning the largest majority in parliament, newly elected MP Alan B'Stard is unable to fully enjoy his victory when he finds out the police chief constable has evidence of his unscrupulous tactics.

Alan uses forgery to negate his wife's inheritance.

Alan's wife Sarah receives a large inheritance, giving her the financial freedom to file for divorce. Alan is desperate for her to stay, but not because he will miss her.

Alan decides it's time to go on a moral crusade, and it's not for moral reasons.

Alan tries to make some money with a conservative pamphlet by impersonating Sir Stephen Baker, leader of the Campaign for Moral Regeneration.

Alan is paid to dispose of nuclear waste.

Alan is stuck with the task of disposing of a large amount of nuclear waste.

Alan sees an opportunity to set up his own bank on the island of St. James.

Alan opens a bank on a small Caribbean island.

A night of debauchery threatens Alan's career.

Alan accidentally kills a taxi driver.

Shocked by his low approval ratings, Alan comes up with a plan help save his seat.

Alan decides a sheep farm will win voter support.