Whacked Out Sports

Thank you for not puking, it’s net zero for this tennis ace, eating out the hard way, catfish nibbling on hillbillies and it’s a bad jump for the mullet chump.

Flying cars, the annual running of the humans, Olympic events that didn’t make it and how not to hang glide indoors.

Extreme Ironing, waterskiing horses, foam sushi fighting, bull poker and the Whacked Out Sportsman of the Week.

Leaping bulls, fireball soccer, terror at the track for one picture taker and hang gliding that has gone to the dogs!

Bikini skiers, a major league meltdown, a sport that’s a snap, and a visit to our freaky fan hall of fame.

How to pack yourself into a suitcase, different spokes for different folks, a trip to the Redneck Olympics and The Whacked Out new sport of Air Guitar.

Couch potatoes out of control, who says soccer isn’t violent? A bull turns a guy into hamburger, meet Mr. Backwards and the new sport of Pole Dancing.

Life on the skids, a bull gets a belly rub, the girls of the bikini bowling tour, the battle of the oranges, a guy they call Roller Man and be up close and personal in the best car flip ever!

Soccer fans out of control, revenge of the nerd, floatie boxing and the car cata- pult.

A face full of fence, real life crash test dummies, tree huggers unite, bombshells go for the bomb and friends under the influence.

A reporter gets Donkey Konged! The worst case of road rage ever! Real life wedding crashers and women in bikinis horse around at the racetrack.

Strip tease aerobics, a big case of “ouch” for one BMX rider, revenge of the gi- ant snowball, hot feet t and parallel parking Colorado style.

Boxing rings are confusing, pull my finger please? Mellow surfers who aren’t so mellow, and why girls like Big Wheels.

Bikini Barrel racing, meet the dancing soccer referee, motorball madness and Adventures in Tuna Tossing?

Bikini skiing, when dirt bikes collide, tumbling that can kill you and thinking inside the exploding box?

Bedlam in the bullring, martial arts with fire, killer car crashes, the kissing mara- thon and Limbo skating.

Hang gliding inside, women who are koo-koo for coconuts, the mother of all dumpster divers and the finer points of fireball soccer.

Skydiving river rafts, commando golfers, a guy who calls himself the human catapult and the Tour De Farse?

Cave dwellers unite, trailer trashing, flipping for car racing and a guy who is Dung Ho for just about anything!

Meet the catapulting cutie, horseracing hotties, ladies make it a “snap” at the mall and Underwater Hockey in Olympic Events that never made it.

Boxing out of the ring, the breaking man, the catapulting woman, a reporter gets konged by a donkey and perfect ten boxing.

Riding on water? A boxer gets Ko’d by a fan, outhouses are on fire, meet Rever- end Throwdini and furry animals get matched by a female streaker.

ATV’s out of control, life’s a drag, soccer sucker-punches and skiing in high school?

The new sport of paper towel racing, horsemen get faced, meet the human snowballs and the Whacked Out Sports Top Five.

Mini-bike madness, the bikini 100-yard dash and refs get ruffed up.