The Red Green Show

"Women accept who they are. Men have to prove it." At long last, Harold is finally invited to spend the night out with the boys.

"Women know where they're going. Men drive." Harold dresses up like Red to go in his uncle's place to do a driving test that Red is supposed to take to regain his driver's license after he loses it.

"Women are watching the world. Men are watching television." The men use the roof of a silo as a satellite dish.

"Women can bear children. Men can't." Red and Harold both need fathers for an annual banquet for fathers and sons.

"Women pursue good health. Men pursue good doctors." Possum Lake's old doctor has retired and his replacement uses a local ice cream parlour as the new Possum Lake Medical Clinic.

"Women enjoy good entertainment. Men prefer good seats." New transformer tower is the inspiration for a grandstand. On Handyman Corner, Red demonstrates bonding metals. Adventures With Bill features rocketry.

"Women appreciate creative input. Men appreciate silence." All bets are off when a big American network eyes the Lodge and wants to make some minor changes to the show.

"Women try to preserve history. Men try to make it." Camelot comes to Possum Lake. On Handyman Corner, Red makes a crossbow courier device. Adventures With Bill features fencing.

"Women protect their feelings. Men protect their possessions." The Possum Van gets stolen, but Red can't decide whether to get it back or buy a replacement van.

"Women like to communicate. Men like to broadcast." CB radios replace the telephone system at Possum Lake.

"Women better themselves. Men better their friends." The Lodge members go on a treasure hunt.

"Women are helpful by nature. Men need a court order." Old Man Sedgwick is arrested for shoplifting. On Handyman Corner, Red converts an ordinary car into a cable car. Bill demonstrates pickpocketing.

"Women have to cement a romance. Men have a romance with cement." When the submarine pen project is canceled, Red and his pals have to deal with 15 truckloads of cement.

"Women travel. Men bum gas." A crisis results when Possum Lake's only gas station closes. On Handyman Corner, Red converts the Possum Van into a huge gas tank. Bill becomes a cowboy.

"Women go forward. Men go fishing." The men of the lodge practice creative - and illegal - fishing methods.

"Women lament lost love. Men lament lost pets." The men at the Lodge attempt to find a lost dog spotted in the woods.

"Women build friendships. Men build statues." The gang accidentally destroy a statue and must replace it.

"Women throw out their garbage. Men catch it." Members decide to clean up the lodge and end up in the landfill business. Red builds a Compactor on Handyman Corner and Bill demonstrates frisbee.

"Women value quality. Men value size." A giant mysterious machine creates excitement at Possum Lake.

"Women value free spirits. Men bottle them." Red and his pals build their own still.

"Women enjoy church. Men enjoy Sundays." Religion arrives at Possum Lake with unsurprisingly explosive results.

"Women enjoy good food done well. Men enjoy fast food done cheap." Red and Harold attempt to promote the new restaurant in town.

"Women make compost heaps. Men make garbage piles." Lodge members decide to grow their own beer nuts. On Handyman Corner, Red demonstrates his planting technique. Bill tries his hand at mulching.

"Women mature; Men ferment." Junior's house develops a major mouse infestation. On Handyman Corner, Red offers pest control tips. Adventures With Bill demonstrates making cheese.